kpfun:

A real mother is the most wonderful person in the world. She’s someone who loves and cares for you and tells you stories. She’s the angel voice that bids you good night, kisses your cheek, whispers, “Sleep tight.”

jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

the-mighty-moriarty:

I teared up a bit

yeradhampir:

super-wholock-avengers:

themonkeybananaking:

tinasfanfiction:

#SHE IS NOT EVEN ANYWHERE NEAR THE GENERAL AREA OF FUCKING AROUND GODDAMN

Hello Queen of Genovia

I’ll reblog it every time I see in my dash. EVERY. TIME.

rneerkat:

thoughtsofmeerkat:

girl are u my mom because u are number 1 in my life

please dont ever use this pickup line

lightspeedsound:

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

• punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
• purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
• literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
• Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
• Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
• Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.” 

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts” 

itsjustafantasyfortwo:

Please reblog this post if you do not ship crisscolfer. I want to see how many people do vs. don’t. for science.

Alternatively, if you do ship crisscolfer, reblog this post instead

R: All’s fair in love and war and this is a bit of both.

blackunicorngonezebra:

this is how Ryan Murphy decides what happens on every Glee episode

• 1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
• 2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
• 3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
• 4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
• 5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
• 6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
• 7: What is the first initial of the name of the person you like/love?
• 8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
• 9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
• 10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
• 11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
• 12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
• 13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
• 14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
• 15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
• 16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
• 17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
• 18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
• 19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
• 20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
• 21: Who do you ship?
• 22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
• 23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
• 24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
• 25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
•  Someone please ask me something...

kirkspocks:

having to refer to actors by character names for your family

aneurysmsanddesecrations:

k-xia:

deantrippe:

last day to reblog

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

Fine

my-placenta-is-on-fire:

scarecrowartist:

bekkaa:

sweeter-than-tea:

Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”. 

My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it

can we  say socks instead of yolo?

yes.

Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS